Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
And then he peed in my hair
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