RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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