he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
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