i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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