she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
Randomize