i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
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