White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
Randomize
