omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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