at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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