im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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