New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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