Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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