i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
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