Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I am spending my child support on dildos
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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