why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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