There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
Can you bring me the toilet please
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
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