Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Randomize
