He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
Randomize
