ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
Randomize
