So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
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