Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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