I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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