just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
Randomize
