So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Pooping to opera.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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