"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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