did you get engaged???
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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