yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
Randomize
