Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
i just google imaged poop.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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