But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Randomize
