I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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