Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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