I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
Randomize