I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Randomize
