I don't usually arrange sex via text message
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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