So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
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