Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
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