So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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