Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I need moral support for this bender
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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