with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
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