Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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