I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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