used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I just want to make out with him forever
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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