Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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