dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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