seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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