She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
tonight lets celebrate not being married
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Randomize