I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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