best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
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