I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Randomize
