i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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