i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
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