She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
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