Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
my poor anus
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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