It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
did you just send me my own nude
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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