I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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