i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
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