Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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