I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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